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Two old men walk into the store. Man #1: He’ll pay for my groceries. Man #2: No I won’t! Man #1: Look what I have to put up with! She’s so much prettier than you anyway. But I’m stuck with you. Man #2: She is prettier than me. (Man #2 did not pay for Man…

One of my little life joys is decorating the table for Sunday dinner. I love these colors. Maybe I will use them for my wedding colors. For some reason I have a sort of obsession with planning my future wedding,even though I am not even close to becoming engaged. It doesn’t help that I just went to…

The man’s outfit had three layers. Layer 1: The Clothes His clothes looked like something my dad would wear. Old tan polo shirt with a pen in the pocket, black jeans, tennis shoes. Layer 2: The Accessories The Man’s accessories were nothing near what my dad would wear. He held his pants up with, not…

I discovered an ingenious way to put pictures with my words. You see, I do have a camera along. My cell phone camera. Ha ha. Pretend the quality is stellar. It’s not too hard. You just need an imagination. The above picture is of Amy and Jenny on the way to the airport. Amy was…

The annoying thing is that I don’t have a camera to document my travels with this time. That is to say, I have never had a camera, but usually I travel with someone who does. This time, not so much. Yesterday I flew. I hate flying. However, hanging out in airports isn’t so bad. Ben:…

-3 kittens -1 little sister -tea -all sitting on a bed and watching funny youtube clips I like this sort of Saturday morning. The gray sky isn’t even bothering me. My little sister just ran downstairs and got the comics. This, of course, is an absolute necessity because our internet is so slow that it…

By Jenny Smucker, when she was five– Oh, a cat’s life! Mom, do you know why I say, ‘Oh, a cat’s life!’? Because a cat’s life is just wonderful. They can sleep whenever they want to; they don’t have to ask before they cross the road; they can scratch and bite people whenever they want…

Once I was looking for a picture that could represent what I was like “before.” (I always divide my life, now, into before, during, and after.) This is the picture I found. The girl in the picture looks like she has a very comfortable life, in the sense that it’s relatively stable and unchanging. But…

source Oh my bunnyslippers, is this not the cutest picture you have ever seen? I think I would like to have a nice royal wedding with a huge cake and some tea and a horse-drawn carriage. It would be lovely. Oh, and a red carpet! I wonder how much red carpets cost to rent. Hmm.…

Of course it had to be the day that I had my computer and my 50 lb textbook in my backpack at the same time. That thing was heavy. I plopped it down on the black plastic chair, and prepared for my favorite class ever: Creative Drama For Teachers. Most of what we do is…