The Girl in the Red Rubber Boots

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  • The Famous Nobodies: Esta Miller

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    Hello folks. Today we have the last installment of The Famous Nobodies. I have no idea why it took me so long to post this. Maybe because I was too busy watching youtube videos about bacon. Past episodes of The Famous Nobodies: Sir Shawn Barry Graber IV, Junior, Esquire Verlyn Clark Glenn Today we are…

  • Father

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    To my dad, life is like a math book. It is filled with problems, but that’s okay, because each problem has a solution. My Dad is a teacher. When people say, “I don’t know how to solve these problems,” he likes to sit down and help solve them. This applies to both math problems and…

  • The Famous Nobodies: Shawn Graber

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    As I noted two days ago, I have begun a series of “celebrity interviews” with people who aren’t actually celebrities but like to pretend to be. (For the first Episode of The Famous Nobodies, click here.) Today I am interviewing a young man by the name of Shawn. Grab your tea and popcorn, and lets…

  • A Year of Family Quotes

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    Cast of Characters: Dad (Paul) Mom (Dorcas) Me (Age 21) Ben (Age 18) Steven (Age 17) Jenny (Age 12) Omitted from this are my siblings Matt, 25, and Amy, 23. They were both out of the house most of last year so I didn’t get quotes from them. And now, without further ado… A Year…

  • The Famous Nobodies: Verlyn Glenn

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    I have decided to start interviewing famous people. Except I sort of don’t know any famous people, so I asked some of my friends to pretend to be famous. Apparently some people like to pretend to be famous. Apparently some people should be famous, if their interviews are any indication. On that note, let’s begin…

  • Re-Defining Womenhood

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    Exciting things are going to happen on the blog this summer. I will make a list of my ideas: Guest posts from people who are living exciting lives and don’t usually blog Random interviews from celebrities…that is, my friends pretending they are of celebrity status (this is already in the works) Fashion? Maybe. Or I…

  • Oh deer.

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    See that little speck? That is the deer I saw on my walk this evening. There was a milk jug on a fence post and a beautiful sky. As I walked I listened to an audio book. In it, an old soldier talked about how he always thought he would like to marry a princess…

  • It will rain

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    12:30 am. I’ve had verying levels of insomnia recently, though tomorrow I will finally be able to sleep in. I reached over, picked up my bottle of prosaic, and removed the second to last pill. Second to last. And after the bottle is empty it will not get refilled. At least, we will try this.…

  • The Road, and other news

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    The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say. ~Tolkien   Random Blog…

  • From the Diary

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    I found a post in my diary this morning that I thought was humorous. I have a passionate anger of nothing. I want to: ooze green slime wear black salt a slug throw deodorant against the wall drive so far away that no one could catch me dive into a cold and deep pool kiss…