From the Diary

I found a post in my diary this morning that I thought was humorous.


I have a passionate anger of nothing.

I want to:

  1. ooze green slime
  2. wear black
  3. salt a slug
  4. throw deodorant against the wall
  5. drive so far away that no one could catch me
  6. dive into a cold and deep pool
  7. kiss in Paris
  8. wear fake eyelashes and look haughty
  9. slice up a wedding dress
  10. eat pistachio frozen yogurt and yodel mournfully

No worries, my irrational anger has subsided! Ha ha.

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2 responses to “From the Diary

  1. 😦 poor slugs, what did they ever do to deserve such a dreadful fate?

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  2. It took me a while, but I’ve decided that number ten is my favorite. 🙂
    Love your blog and your creativity!

    Like

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