Category: Random
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Convention and weeeeeel I’m tired goodnight
I wasn’t really a sponsor, just Dad’s little sidekick helper who’s always there to volunteer if he needs an extra person. I am not old enough to be a sponsor, you know. You have to be 21. So I guess, technically, I was just a visitor. Who also, you know, directed Group Bible Speaking and…
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Why?
A question: Why is it impossible to firmly believe that a Bible-believing Christian should NOT engage in homosexual activities, without being labeled as “homophobic?” Or a “hater?” Excuse me, the Bible says that homosexual activities are wrong. It also says that, (gasp) hating is wrong. Just sayin’ Also, is anyone actually afraid of homosexuals? Like,…
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Why I Recommend Reasoning with Vampires
No, I don’t recommend that you go find a vampire and try to reason with them. That would be silly, because vampires don’t exist. Unless you count the weird fad where emo teens bite each other hard enough to lick up a bit of their blood. You might want to reason with that sort of…
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Poverty and Comics.
I’m living off of eggs. I can’t to to my Grandpa’s funeral. And…after about ten tries I finally made it to the end of the month with enough money to pay next month’s rent. Without being dishonest. I had about five bucks left over. I had a lot of interesting comments on my last post.…
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Wee Wittle Wambies
Alright, on the count of three, let’s all give a collective sigh. 1… 2… 3… Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Mom said: Emily, I think all your mothering instincts are coming out. Jenny said: Amy!!! Watch the lambs while I go get my camera!!! Amy said: Uh, lambie! Why did you have to escape as soon as Jenny told…
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I must write HAPPY THINGS
Things that were GOOD about today: It was sunny!!! I had tea with a friend. I opened my window and left it open all day and the cat didn’t even crawl in. I sewed BIG PIECES of foam together. Now, why the bunnyslipper did I do that? It’s a secret!!! Tee hee hee oh yes…
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I will throw a party because I am not sixteen
I went to visit my counselor today. I have concluded that as long as you don’t snag a counselor who says, “tell me about your suppressed childhood memories” it really isn’t that big of a deal to go see a counselor. All you do is talk about your problems to someone who is completely removed…
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Notable Events in the Smucker Household
We have an ant problem. As in, the ants built a nest in Steven’s stereo and then subsequently came swarming out when he tried to play a CD. “There were even larvae in there!” said Jenny. She is, after all, a future entomologist. I am painting a desk. Painting a desk is like writing a…
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What San Francisco looks like…in my head
charmedeventsplanning.com I am just going to go all lazy and post pictures that I stole from other blogs. Specifically, pictures having to do with San Francisco. Why? Because my cousin Hillary now lives in San Francisco. I will tell you about Hillary: She writes amazing letters and hitchhikes and gets into lots of scrapes while…
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One of those random posts I like to do
Maybe perhaps I shall get my books in less than two weeks!! So incredibly excited. I ordered a whole bunch yesterday. Today I went to walmart to buy eggs and glue, and a boy in a black fedora said, “I remember you! You were at the park yesterday!” Oh yes. I remembered him. Actually I…
The Girl in the Red Rubber Boots 