Happy Holidays and all that Rot

I am on holiday in Virginia. I thought I would tell you that in case you want to stalk me. Just kidding. Please don’t stalk me.

I had a grand idea that I would take lots of pictures on my droid and then post them. But I only took a few pictures and they’re all pretty lame.

That’s the time I got up on Christmas morning. Yes I have a disney princess alarm clock. Santa was fully intending to get me a new one for Christmas but we all got up too early so he didn’t have time.

(I’m just kidding. I love that alarm clock because it’s a pink twin bell alarm clock, like the one in my header. My goal is to have everything in my header, and all I need now is a pair of red rubber boots.)

Jenny in the airport. Notice how we drove two hours to Portland and took a shuttle to the airport and went through security and it’s STILL dark outside.

Jenny in the airplane. I don’t know who that other lady is.

I doctored up the sky mall catalog.

There were two flights, and a normal looking middle aged lady sat by me for the second. For some reason she and I went through the sky mall catalog together and hooted and laughed at the things you could buy.

Like a life-size yeti statue for your garden.

See the snow outside the window? I guess that sort of counts as having a white Christmas.

But in reality my Christmas looked like this.

I took a mug with me, because I always take a mug with me. For tea and stuff. But it broke so I had to throw it away at the DC airport.

Yes, it was a Cinderella mug. Any more questions?

I was very sad about my mug but decided to have a new year’s resolution to become less attached to stuff.

Well then. Once I was in a beautiful cabin in the woods of Virginia with my entire family, and hearing fascinating stories of living in Toronto and DC and at SMBI, I forgot about taking pictures. So you’ll have to be content with shots of Disney princess paraphernalia and mid-flight boringness.

Goodbye. Happy Holidays.