From the Diary

I found a post in my diary this morning that I thought was humorous.

I have a passionate anger of nothing.

I want to:

1. ooze green slime
2. wear black
3. salt a slug
4. throw deodorant against the wall
5. drive so far away that no one could catch me
6. dive into a cold and deep pool
7. kiss in Paris
8. wear fake eyelashes and look haughty
9. slice up a wedding dress
10. eat pistachio frozen yogurt and yodel mournfully

No worries, my irrational anger has subsided! Ha ha.