Tag: diary

  • Tales from Days Gone Bye

    I said that I felt like I was a peanut butter m&m, but instead of peanut butter inside I was filled with mud. Most people just have nice little licks of my candy coating and they think I am just great. But when I live with them, soon the candy coating wears off and they…

  • Five Stories of a Boring Life

    The Stick in the Road I must get healthy. Therefore, I must exercise. But the hot hot summer weather keeps me from brisk midday walks. The solution, of course, is to walk in the evenings. That is what I did today. Only I didn’t get started until it was nearly dark. Oh well, what’s a…

  • From the Diary

    I found a post in my diary this morning that I thought was humorous. I have a passionate anger of nothing. I want to: ooze green slime wear black salt a slug throw deodorant against the wall drive so far away that no one could catch me dive into a cold and deep pool kiss…