I am a writer, because I blog and have a book published and am always writing things down. Consequently, when I tell people I am going to college, they often wonder if I am an English major.
I am not an English major. The prospect of being an English major fills me with cold dread. Somehow, I’ve always been convinced that English majors have to analyze a bunch of stuff, finding deep meanings in things that have only simple straightforward meanings.
People trying to find a deep meaning when there is a simple meaning is one of my life pet peeves.
One day, I was discussing The Great Gatsby with my mother. She read it in literature class in high school, whereas I read it for the fun of it. So I went on about how the writer used these long lazy languid words when he was describing a really hot day, and how interesting of a character Tom Buchanan was, etc.
Mom was saying, “uh huh. Uh huh. I don’t remember that. Oh yeah, that was interesting. You should take a literature class, Emily.”
I thought, “okay. I love to read literature, and I love to discuss it. I guess that’s what a literature class is about. Maybe I shouldn’t be so scared of literature classes.”
Therefore, I signed up this term for a literature class. Now, there have been some wonderful things happening in this class. Like, reading the literature. Hearing the presentations people give in class. Watching author interviews on youtube. Etc.
But.
I am either not an analyzer or not the right kind of analyzer. I’d rather read and love the story than try to dig out an obscure theme. Also, I get very tired of the way that everyone views the literature they read through their 21’st century rose-colored glasses.
I mean, of course Americans oppressed blacks, were terribly cruel to the Native Americans, and many men mistreated women. But we all already know this. How is it considered literary analysis to sit around and steam about this for half an hour?
Well, the bottom line is that I am glad I only have to take one literature class.
And I am glad that I am not an English major.
And I am glad that in the field of Communications, getting straight to the point is valued highly.
Currently Reading:
“The Age of Innocence,” by Edith Wharton
“Recitatif,” by Toni Morrison (short story, read it here)
“On Writing,” by Stephen King
“Once On a Time,” by A.A. Milne (free on Kindle here)
The Girl in the Red Rubber Boots 
I get so tired of people trying to drag out long and complicated analyses of writings when maybe the author never even meant it that way! I would rather just talk about the book than try to analyze everything to bits. I’m taking a children’s literature class right now, which is fun because we get to read lots of kids’ books, but I also wrote a 6 page paper last week on a picture book! I don’t think it’s possible to squeeze any more analysis out of that book.
And I just got the A.A. Milne book on my kindle. š
LikeLike
I am SO with you on the lit class thing! Only my Lit class is a poetry one. Even worse in my opinion. And we also talk about white’s suppressing blacks and how women were so mistreated back in the day. Plus we spend an entire 2 hours discussing ONE poem. ONE! sigh. Why can’t we just mean what we say and say what we mean. I guess my Mennonite colors come out when it comes to stuff like Lit. Black and white people. That’s how I roll… š
LikeLike
Ha ha don’t even get me started on poetry! Sometimes I just want to laugh at the “meanings” people can extrapolate from poetry to make themselves feel deep.
LikeLike
Many people have told me similar things, that I must obviously LOVE English classes because I write and read a lot, but the entire opposite is true. I hated English classes. I like writing except when it’s an assignment. š
LikeLike
There must be some kind of a thread here! I hated English too when I was in grade school, but now I enjoy writing and am glad for all those rules I learned way back then and still remember! ~SH
LikeLike
I’m currently in the process of trying to choose a major for college. I think it’s interesting that you’re a Communications major, because I’m strongly considering majoring in English-Communications or Business-Communications. I’m curious. What careers do envision you and your colleagues will have after college? Do you feel that there will be an abundance or lack of jobs for Communications graduates in the next ten years?
LikeLike
Wow, glad it’s you and not me, Emily. š Don’t let yourself get influenced by all the liberal pressures that get pushed on a person at any given classroom of “higher indoctrination” (I’m not denying that slavery happened or that American Indians were persecuted, but in a lot of people’s minds, the popular thing to do these days is to make Americans feel as bad as possible about ourselves)…
Okay, rant finished for now. Have a good weekend!
LikeLike