I don’t want to

I don’t want to update my blog. I don’t want to go to Barnes and Noble tomorrow and sign books and give a talk. I don’t want to reply to all the emails and facebook messages and blog posts that I need to reply to. I don’t want to do anything but lie in bed and drink tea and watch disney movies.

I feel sick. The last thing in the world I want to do is try and figure out why.

I have four reviews on Amazon. Four! Can you believe it? Thank you thank you thank you all so much for reviewing in.

On Wednesday I did a live web show and loved doing it. Loved it to pieces. It was so much fun. Only if I told a joke it always felt like it was falling flat, because there was no one there to laugh.

I think the biggest problem was that I was asked, “what is a Mennonite?” and wasn’t entirely certain how to answer.

Later I realized I hadn’t even said that Mennonites were Christians. Oops.

I want to be able to eat Chocolate cake again. In a little over a week I will know.

I want my arm to just stop hurting already.

I want to watch a musical I’ve never seen before.

I want to stop time for a day.