Hilarious Spam

I get a lot of spam on my blog and some of it is downright hilarious. They always refer to my posts as “articles” and thank me for the “great info.” Often there is a misspelling tucked in somewhere.

Anyway, here goes:

I didn’t know where to find this info then kbaoom it was here.

If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a pohotn torpedo.

It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of snushine.

I was lkooing everywhere and this popped up like nothing

Created the greeatst articles, you have.

Your cranium must be proteictng some very valuable brains.

Just cause it’s spimle doesn’t mean it’s not super helpful.

Please teach the rest of these internet hooligans how to write and rescearh!

Stay inofrmiatve, San Diego, yeah boy!

Help, I’ve been informed and I can’t become inrgaont.

Articles like this relaly grease the shafts of knowledge.

Superb information here, ol’e chap; keep burning the mdigniht oil.

Slam dunkin like Shaqullie O’Neal, if he wrote informative articles.

Ppl like you get all the brains. I just get to say thanks for he asnewr.

This info is the cat’s paamajs!

I came, I read this atrclie, I conquered.

Yeah, that’s the tciket, sir or ma’am